Filtered water? Or perhaps some dog shit kebab?
Daniel Jordan Demands you wear his shit!
Black Altar Apparel Presents: Walt Altar Sweatshirt!
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Hazza!
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Isn’t skyrim great! Definitely in my top games of this year, if not the top game of the year. However I ended up beating my dog to a bloody smear when it simply wouldn’t stop barking every 2 seconds. I couldn’t stop myself. Though I did feel better after.
Snack, crappel and poop!
—No Aimee, I won’t be eating rice crispy’s ever again. Cheers
Kittens are the scourge of the earth and are bringing forth the apocalypse. You might not think it to look at them but by golly those muthas are gonna knock everything over, just you wait!
Shortlist
Short list is brilliant. For those of you who have never walked past a inner city train station in the morning, its a free men’s mag that doesn’t contain just tits, football and cars. Better than that it contains articles on clothes, profiles and interviews with actors and musicians plus also the mighty Danny Wallace has a column.
It’s pretty damn far away from the term lads mag, it should be referred to as a gentleman’s magazine. Oh Wait that sounds like a 1950’s way of saying porn.
Listen! Do you smell that?
—Ray in ghostbusters, my new favourite ghostbusters quote.
Aimee’s ice-cream was photo bombed by Hannah’s wise guy ice cream. Bitch.
Star wars and peace…
Yeah, I know I’m talking about star wars but, it only occurred to me the other day that things may have been better for a galaxy far far away, if the rebels had just carried on with their lives and didn’t form some sort of alliance. Yeah I get it, emperor bad! That doesn’t make up for the fact the guy did actually unite the entire galaxy to an end that would have assumably achieved peace? I know it’s not a focus of the original films but I didn’t see any ‘oppression of society’ just a bit heavy handedness when it came to finding rebels.
Imagine, if the empire would have won they could have demilitarised. Made star destroyers into luxury cruise liners. The remains of echo base could have been turned into a ski resort. Oh, and of course, the deathstar could have been transformed into a mutha fucking huge 24 hour tesco.
Culinary master beast! Moroccan lamb steak with lemon couscous. Everything except the couscous was from scratch. Fuck off Ainsley Harriet!
